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Earache Hotel - December 2006

DEAD DAY SUN
BLESS THE BROODING HEART
(2006; MGM)

RATING
1 & a Half Stars


TRACK LISTING: 1)
Bless The Brooding Heart / 2) Truth Kills / 3) Harmony / 4) Still / 5) Sunshine / 6) Desire / 7) Ordinary Life / 8) Aimee / 9) Stay (Never Ever) / 10) The War


Bless The Brooding Heart
Bless The Brooding Heart (2006)
Objectivity’s a funny thing. It’s considered an admirable trait in a critic, but the act of reaching for it can often make you feel like a liar and compromise your (in my case imagined) integrity. In my first reviews for Tsunami Mag I tried to be objective about the album Bless The Brooding Heart (2006) by the local band Dead Day Sun. I wanted to give them a fair shake, because they’re a new local band, and also because I was new to this whole published reviews thing myself. I didn’t give the album glowing praise, but my comments were a lot nicer than they should’ve been if I was being honest with myself and any potential readers.


But I am here today, ladies ‘n’ gentlemen, to tell y’all what I really think. In Tsunami I gave Bless The Brooding Heart a 5.5 out of a possible total of 10, which translates to somewhere between 2 & a half and 3 stars here at the Earache Hotel. As you can see, I have now chosen to give it a whopping 1 & a half stars. Wanna know why? Well nothing much has changed, the album still sounds the same, but I’ve decided to throw objectivity out the window. This is fairer on me, my readers, and the band themselves; because rockstars get enough people kissin' their asses and enough groupies snorting coke off their penises. Someone needs to tell 'em straight.

Below is the original review in bold, broken down sentence-by-sentence, with ‘honest’ commentary added underneath.

As a child of the ‘90s, I’ve been looking over my shoulder, waiting for the fateful day when that decade would come back to haunt me.

This part is true. I was a teenage grunge whore and swallowed any piece of swill that was branded with the words Seattle. Since then I’d like to think I’ve become a more discerning listener, but at the same time I still feel a fondness for those simpler times. This fondness forces me to express how I still have respect for and on occasion enjoy bands like Stone Temple Pilots and Pearl Jam, even though they aren’t really my thing anymore. This makes me incredibly uncool.

And here it is, in the guise of Bless the Brooding Heart by Sunnybank five-piece Dead Day Sun.

This sentence doesn’t even make sense. Dead Day Sun aren’t the day that the ‘90s came back to haunt me. Dead Day Sun aren’t even a day—they’re a bland, mediocre butt-rock band. Still, their music does make me embarrassed to think that the sound I loved in the ‘90s somehow evolved into this. Think grunge-lite like Nickelback and Matchbox Twenty and you're in the ball-park (of shit).

This is a soaring stadium-friendly album boasting grungy guitars with a vague Zeppelin influence, and angsty vocals with occasional falsetto and Brian Johnson-esque yelps.

Well, all of these things are true—but what the hell does that have to do with the ‘90s? I suppose what I was trying to say was that the ‘90s grunge bands were also influenced by Zeppelin and AC/DC and that Dead Day Sun are somehow carrying on in this tradition. But, my Tsunami review was only 200 words and it lost something in the act of condensing it down.

The music is played competently in a mainstream radio rock style and vocalist Darren Schadel does have a strong and pleasantly gruff voice, with some falsetto and raspy AC/DC type grunts. They also remind me of the pomposity of U2, the gross and confused masculinity of Motley Crue, and the laughability of No Vacancy in the movie School Of Rock.

The problem is that these elements have been used a thousand times before, and Dead Day Sun haven’t yet developed a unique personality to set them apart from their heroes, making the results fairly predictable.

Yep, that’s true. I couldn’t pick a thing that set these guys apart from bands like Matchbox Twenty or Nickelback except that they sound even more faceless. What I really should have said is that this is pretentious cock rock with zero new ideas and I cannot glean anything about the personality of the band members except that they are vaguely tortured males who like rock music. It has the masculine earnestness that is expected of the genre, but at least Eddie Vedder's anguished lion-roar is genuinely affecting. I just don’t buy Shadel’s pain. It sounds like he’s trying to sound tortured because that’s what’s expected of him. It comes off like bad theatre, which would be ok if it was full of surprises and larger than life—but it just isn’t. You can see every move these guys are making from a mile off: from the introspective verses to the soaring choruses, and everything is calculated to manipulate the emotions like so much arena rock before.

There’s some great moments here, like the fist-in-the-air rockers “Harmony”, and the title track; but it’s the watery guitar and broodingly earnest vocals of the ballads “Ordinary Life” and their hit single “Still” that stand out here.

Great moments? What was I thinking? Yes, “Harmony” and “Bless the Brooding Heart” do stand out and are competently performed, but does the world really need more of this stuff? “Bless The Brooding Heart” chugs along pleasantly enough I guess and it does have a big radio-friendly sound, but “Harmony” sounds like the main riff was stolen from A Perfect Circle and like I said before, there are zero surprises. Since when does that constitute great? And since when does this crap make anyone want to put their fist in the air?

It is true that I found their slower ballady material to resonate more than the rest, but that’s just because these guys just don’t have the balls to convince me with their rockers. Where’s the dirt? Where’s the danger? Where’s the beef?

They’re already scoring goals in the US and are playing at the Coca Cola Live & Local tour, so if you’re a fan of bands like Matchbox Twenty and Nickelback, you should buy this album and get out there and see them.

This was another attempt to soften punches that were already pulled. Still, what I said here was genuine. In a world where Matchbox Twenty and Nickelback sell trillions of albums, Bless The Brooding Heart slots in quite nicely and I can imagine it being enjoyed by people who spend their entire social lives in hamburger chain car parks. It achieves what it has set out to do, and for that I really can’t blame them.

But that doesn't make it any good. I don’t have a problem with aiming for the charts, but at least try and do something original. Besides, I hate Matchbox Twenty and Nickelback, so my orginal review was basically saying: if you’re going to listen to shit, at least make it honest, home-grown shit. If safe, middle-of-the-road, AOR grunge is what you dig, then you will most likely enjoy Bless The Brooding Heart and you should go out and buy it rather than spending your dough on the same prosaic crap being spewed out by bands in the States.

Dead Day Sun are talented and have recorded a slick and professional album with competent songwriting. But if you’ve been drawn to the Earache Hotel because you like the music I’ve been talking about, I certainly can’t recommend this album. If you want good Brisbane music, you should go out and buy something by The Devereaux, Dick Nasty, Turnpike, or Sixfthick instead.

With some more original material and a little support, these guys could be huge.

The band are already relatively big for up-and-comers and are sure to keep getting bigger. But if they want to have truly long-lasting, meaningful success; if they want to affect people’s lives in the way bands like Pearl Jam and Soundgarden have done; if they don’t want to end up as some kind of fly-by-night act who get a few songs on radio, sell some albums, and are then promptly forgotten about: they need more originality and personality. They need to show us something that screams to be heard above all the other din out there and conveys a message that is heartfelt and real. Then they will earn the support that will make them stars.

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LINKS

If you’re still interested, check out the Dead Day Sun website.

My original review can be found on the Tsunami website

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Bless The Brooding Heart*
(album cover used under fair dealing)

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So it’s that time of year again. It’s Jesus’s birthday soon and all you whacky Christians should be buying the bearded and berobed guy some presents.

But what do you get for the guy who has EVERYTHING?

I don’t even know what to get my family members for Christmas, and they have next to nothing, so buying presents for the son of god is a little daunting. Still, I have an inkling that the J-man isn’t so much into material things and wouldn't want you to BUY him anything anyway. For instance, I’m sure Jesus doesn’t need an I-pod because he has all those dead rock stars floating around like angels and filling the air with sweet sweet music twenty-four seven (imagine an angelic GG Allin flying around by Jesus’s side, singing “Scumfuc Tradition” and throwing angel poop around). No, Jesus doesn’t need material things because he is all about hope in man and a kickass outlook. So why not give Jesus something he’ll appreciate, by following in his sandalled footsteps and doing some good deeds this silly season?

Clouds Taste Metallic
Clouds Taste Metallic (1995)
One of my good deeds is to share this delightful Christmas video with you all. It’s the song “Christmas At The Zoo” by the Flaming Lips from their underappreciated noisy psych-pop masterpiece Clouds Taste Metallic (1995).


”Christmas At The Zoo” Video originally from Clouds Taste Metalic (1995)

This song is itself about a good deed. In it, singer and lyricist Wayne Coyne relates a tale of releasing all of the animals at the zoo on a snowless Christmas Eve, only to have them turn around and say “thanks but no thanks man” because they’d rather save themselves.

What does this say about anything? Well, like the best Flaming Lips lyrics it has an adorable childlike outlook on the world but also seems to have a deeper message about the nature of human relationships. The message seems to be that you can try to help people (and animals) as much as you want, but a lot of the time they won’t want your help. People tend to be fairly individual and it gives them dignity and self-esteem to do things for themselves, even when they are clearly struggling.

But while it’s sometimes hard to bring yourself to offer people help, the song seems to be saying that you shouldn’t give up on trying. You certainly shouldn’t force your good intentions on others, but you shouldn’t be afraid to offer assistance either. While the animals in "Christmas At The Zoo" would rather save themselves, they appreciated the concern, and just the act of offering help to someone can brighten that person’s day, and yours as well. Even the imagery of the snow-covered zoo at the end of the song seems to be some kind of metaphor for the brightness and happiness that comes from trying to help others, however futile your attempts might seem.

So even though someone mightn’t want it, don’t be afraid to offer people help this Christmas. Maybe you can invite that lonely old guy from across the street to share in Christmas dinner, or put a present or some non-perishable food in one of those collection boxes at the supermarket. Just watch some of the shitty Christmas movies on TV for ideas. And don’t stop there (I hate that hypocritical bullshit of only doing good things because it's Christmas). Do it all the time. It’s how Jesus (if he does in fact exist) would want it.

P.S. Whoa, I wasn’t expecting to go on such a rant in this post. I just wanted to put up a vaguely Christmas-related video. Still, that would be pointless if it didn’t mean anything. Anyway, I hope you like the video. It’s got some great lo-fi psychedelic effects and the tune itself warms the cockles of my heart with its Christmas bells and relentlessly upbeat melody. It even has some carefree whistling.

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Clouds Taste Metallic*
(album cover used under fair dealing)

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Clouds Taste Metallic
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CONVERGE TO TOUR AUSTRALIA IN MARCH

December 19th 2006 10:37
Converge Promo Photo
Converge: They might look like dorks, but they can fuck you up
Salem Massachusetts's kings of insanely technical metallic hardcore are comin’ over to our neck of the woods in March 2007. Speakin’ of necks, ya better start doin’ some preparation exercises now or yours is gonna get snapped.

Below are some live videos of Converge from Youtube so ya know what you’re in for. SEE vocalist Jacob Bannon prance around in shorts and what look like slippers. SEE the guitarist and bassist swing their instruments around and hit themselves in the face. SEE members of the band stage-dive mid-song, only to get back on stage in time for the end. SEE fat kids jump off the stage and crush the audience like falling boulders:


”The Saddest Day” Live originally from Petitioning The Sky (1998)


“Locust Reign” Live originally from Poached Diaries (1999) split with Agoraphoric Nosebleed


“Concubine” Live originally from Jane Doe (2001)



”Heartless” Live originally from You Fail Me (2004)

Converge put out a new album this year, No Heroes, which is said to be even tighter and more vicious than previous outings. If someone out there knows me and wants to spend money on me, they can buy me this for Christmas. While I may not know a helluva lot about this band, I can safely say that if You Fail Me (2004) and the above clips are any indication, this is going to be an intensely emotional and venomous show.

I don’t really do the mosh thing anymore, and I actually think I’m too much of a pussy to be at this show, but I will try and go anyway. I get the feeling that emos might like Converge: not the mopey little ones with the hair over their eyes but the huge tattooed ones with curtain rods through their lips, the ones who pull kickboxing moves at gigs? Take along some padding, and perhaps a crash helmet, and this should be quite the experience.

Below are the dates:

Perth: 18 March; Amplifier
Brisbane: 21 March; Club 299
Sydney: 22 March; Manning Bar
Adelaide: 23 March; Fowlers
Melbourne: 24 March; Corner Hotel
Melbourne: 25 March; Corner Hotel (ALL AGES)


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Converge*
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LUBRICATED GOAT: IN THE RAW (VIDEO)

December 14th 2006 10:00
WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FOOTAGE OF THE MALE WANG & BUTTOCKS! YOU MUST BE OVER 18 AND HAVE EYES TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

Here’s a li’l video clip from the vaults of Australia’s criminally unappreciated garage rock past. Sydney’s Lubricated Goat performed this tune live (although they lipscynced—and badly) on ABC TV’s Blah Blah Blah program in 1988. Blah Blah Blah was hosted by Andrew Denton who is now quite well-known and respected for his Enough Rope talk show and his documentary on the religious right: God On My Side which both demonstrate his intelligent and probing interview style. But back in the day, he hosted a show that provided this kind of entertainment on an episode about censorship, obviously to much media uproar. I don’t really want to speak ill of Rove McManus after all he’s been through lately, but I can’t imagine him taking a chance like this on national TV, especially these days


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REGULATIONS: JUBILEE HOTEL (LIVE REVIEW)

December 12th 2006 13:00
REGULATIONS
JUBILEE HOTEL
8.12.06

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JOY DIVISION
UNKNOWN PLEASURES
(1979; FACTORY)

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APHEX TWIN: COME TO DADDY (VIDEO)

December 5th 2006 10:20
Time to share another video with all y’all: my brothers ‘n’ sisters in rock. But this ain’t no rock video. Nosiree. It’s goldarned electronic music, but not the type you will find slappers and date rapists dancin’ to in trendy nightclubs. Sure, Aphex Twin has been known to produce music for people on ecstasy to enjoy because they are incapable of experiencing true human love, but this tune is weird and experimental electronic music that would probably cause some sort of seizure if you tried to cut a groove rug to it. “Come To Daddy” is a hateful and downright nasty track that sounds like it was spewed out of the bowels of hell.

If you haven’t seen this video before, be warned: it is not for the faint-hearted or the lily-livered


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