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Earache Hotel - February 2007

THE LOBBY: ALBUMS OF THE WEEK

February 27th 2007 11:15
For all of my wonderful readers out there waitin’ for the reviews of Tom Waits’s Orphans and Ween’s Quebec, thank you for your patience. They’re still being prepared and should be hot ‘n’ ready before next week.

Sorry for the disarming silence here in the Lobby last week. The entire Hotel has been pretty quiet, because I’ve managed to wrestle myself away from the reviewing demon inside of me to spend some time warming up my real life. It was feeling pretty unlived in.

I’ve been on an alphabetical kick this week, and my inner Mr Snuffleupagus (I don’t know how he finds space inside me next to the reviewing demon; explains why I’ve been putting on weight lately) has been listenin’ to bands that start with the letter A. This is also part of an attempt to satisfy Alan, my inner obsessive compulsive guy (Alan likes to arrange my internal organs according to their size, shape and unpleasantness of odour) by bolstering my alphabetical index of reviews. Have a look at it why don’tcha? It’s like a barren forest of decay and dismay. Help fight review erosion and stop me from crying by picking one of the below albums:


1) for the money…

Since I Left You
Since I Left You (2000)
The Avalanches:
Since I Left You

(2000; Modular)

After recording a few EPs of Antipodean Beastie Boys rip-offs, The Avalanches came back at the turn of the century to deliver another Beastie Boys rip-off. Okay, that’s a bit harsh, but this album constructed of over 900 different samples (which is not counting the ones that reappear to give a sense of continuity and flow) seems like a logical successor to the B-boys album Paul’s Boutique (1989), which contains around a measly 400 samples. On Since I Left You these guys shut their fat strine-rappin' mouths and focus on the music for what is a breathtakingly inventive, groovy, and just plain fun record, that seques from one tune to the next like a non-stop mega-mix of old films, tv-shows, and vinyl curios. Almost makes my fat ass want to dance, and I only usually dance to “Nutbush City Limits”.

2) for the show…

Relationship Of Command
Relationship Of Command (2000)
At The Drive-In:
Relationship Of Command
(2000; Grand Royale/Virgin)

As the Skyhooks sang back in the seventies ‘I’m livin’ in the seventies,’ proving that like Flava Flav, they knew what time it was. They also sang ‘emo is not a dirty word,’ way before anyone had even thought of using the term, suggesting that perhaps they didn’t know what time it was after all. The word emo is as slippery as a buttered eel, but it's one that's been widely applied to At The Drive-In—who split into the proggy Mars Volta and truly emo Sparta right after this, their third full-length. Thankfully these fuzzy-haired Texans were plugged into the funky, rockin’, and experimental spirit of bands like the MC5, Fugazi, and Drive Like Jehu rather than the weepy plastic bullshit that has somehow earned the emo tag, and this is a tightly wound ball of cryptic, screaming, punk rock energy that points the way towards the aural wanderings of the Mars Volta without pulling its own dick too much. I call it prog-punk, or awesome.

3) to get ready…

As Above So Below
As Above So Below (1998)
Barry Adamson:
As Above So Below
(1998; Mute/Liberation)

I’ve already mentioned this record at the Earache Hotel, the song “Jazz Devil” earning a place in that Top Thirteen Halloween Songs post everyone is still talking about around the water cooler at work. But as cool as that song is, it's only one small taste of what this dandy album of jazzy noir and soundtrack swing has to offer. It's a concept album that follows Mr Adamson’s descent into hell and subsequent ascent into heaven. While that might seem like an all-too-obvious idea that someone like his old bandmate Nick Cave wouldn’t touch with a ten foot heroin needle, Adamson makes it a worthwhile venture by tempering the inherent darkness with his sharp sense of humour and somehow making the whole biblical journey a metaphor for his morphine-addled experience with hip surgery. This album of simmering sax, hip hop beats, and industrial noise is so hip you’ll need hip surgery too.

Now go, cat, go!

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Relationship Of Command*
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PHARAOHS: MEDICINES (REVIEW)

February 21st 2007 01:00
PHARAOHS
MEDICINES EP
(2006; Unikron/Timberyard)

RATING:
4 Stars


TRACK LISTING: 1)
Smoke Signals / 2) You Can Throw Dirt / 3) Capitals / 4) Splinter / 5) Broken Arm / 6) Bad Room / BONUS: Keelhaul (filmclip)

Medicines
Medicines (2006)
Proving that disco-punk doesn’t have to be a dirty word, Adelaide’s Pharaohs conjure up a dark, dramatic sound that is both dreamy and danceable. Just when I thought I’d had enough of this post-punk revival bullshit, which for the most part has been as toothless and bland as '80s new wave, along come a bunch of Aussie bands (including Group Seizure, My Disco, and Pharaohs’ Adelaide compadres Wolf & Cub) who play with the more gristly elements of post-punk, looking fondly on the past while pushing against the slippery invisible detergent bubble of the future.

It might just be my own distaste for ‘dance’ music of any kind talking here, but these electro rock bands tend to tickle my balls of appreciation most satisfyingly when their music cranks some guitar action and offers something deeper than dancefloor jollies. Pharaohs succeed at this right off the bat on Medicines, with the swampy blues of the intro “Smoke Signals”. It’s an instrumental that draws you in from the start with its murky atmosphere, swelling into a huge wailing guitar solo like a peat bog becoming an ocean in just over a minute. That kind of excitement and epic quality is carried through to the oceanic guitars and surging, simmering bass undercurrent of follow up “You Can Throw Dirt” and maintained throughout: from the frenetic dubby punk of “Splinter”; to the stiff electro rock of “Broken Arm”; and in the wistful epic grandeur of “Capitals” and “Bad Room”, which take the band’s sound into gorgeous, neo-psychedelic shoegazer territory.

Pharaohs sound is quite a bit like that of the Cure’s 1989 album Disintegration: chugging, melodic bass; watery, diamantine guitar; weepy vocals. And yeah, it is dark, haunting and a bit neurotic, but these kids make it their own by keeping the excitement levels up for what is ultimately some heroic and jubilant rock. It’s all grounded by the prodigious drum skills of Joel Crannitch, who pounds and skitters all over the darn place, giving machines a run for their money. Up yours, machines! Like sex with you, it’s all over in under twenty minutes, but it’ll be interesting to see if this young band can get it up for a full length album.

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THE LOBBY: NO ALBUMS THIS WEAK WEEK

February 20th 2007 10:47
Due to the huge amount of reviews I’ve been doing for Tsunami, the impending doom of third year uni, and the Albums Of The Week I already have to review (Tom Waits’s Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards and Ween’s Quebec), there will be no Albums Of The Week post for this week. Weak? Yes! Week? Maybe~

While I have been listening to heaps of music, it’s pretty much all been stuff I’ve had to review for Tsunami, and even though there were lots of great new releases that I got my grubby little fingers on this month, they don’t accurately reflect what I would normally listen to of my own accord. Besides, I want to use all those reviews on Earache Hotel, and not have any eliminated by the voting process.

There will still be some posts this week, just not an Album Of The Week post. I’m sorry if these posts are the highlight of your week and suicide is now your only option. One reason to live is that there’ll be a brand spankin’ new Albums Of The Week, next week.

Hang in there, aaaaaaaaand...

Thankyaverymuch
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THE DANGERMEN: THE DARK PLACE (REVIEW)

February 17th 2007 11:00
THE DANGERMEN
THE DARK PLACE
(2006; Merenoise)

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THE LOBBY: ALBUMS OF THE WEEK

February 13th 2007 12:15
Tom Waits's big-ass Orphans box set won the Earache Hotel Albums Of The Week poll this time, meaning I have to listen to and take notes on three CDs by the grumbly old bugger before I can even begin writing (and I’m already writing like 2000 000 reviews for Tsunami this month—PLEASE KILL ME). For my own health and wellbeing, I’ve been sticking to the single CD albums this time around, and NOT listening to the Laughing Clowns’ or Ed Keupper’s 3CD sets (even though Ed's cool and went to my highschool in the age of the dinosaurs).

I’m not sure if you know the drill, but it’s a Stihl brand cordless with a keyless chuck. It’s name is also Chuck. Say hi to Chuck (but watch out for his revolving, piercing, metal tongue). Chuck wants you to post a comment as to which album you would like to see reviewed. Whichever gets the most votes will be reviewed sometime in the near future. Whichever gets the least votes will be grinded to pieces by Chuck and used as compost. Does plastic make good compost


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SONIC YOUTH: THE DESTROYED ROOM (REVIEW)

February 10th 2007 01:45
SONIC YOUTH
THE DESTROYED ROOM: B-SIDES AND RARITIES
(2006; Geffen)

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TURNPIKE: HUMANS FIND PATTERNS (REVIEW)

February 9th 2007 10:32
TURNPIKE
HUMANS FIND PATTERNS
(2006; MEDICAL)

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THE LOBBY: ALBUMS OF THE WEEK

February 6th 2007 12:45
Howdy y’all. If you were around last week, ya may have noticed the new lobby here at the Earache Hotel. If not you can check it out by clicking here. There’s no pictures of it or anything, because like heaven, the lobby is what you want it to be (also, it doesn’t really exist).

The lobby is where I’ve been spinning records while I greet my guests and beat them at parcheesi, and for an extra fee, beat them off (with a stick, there’s just so many of them


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The Beasts of Bourbon are one rough bunch of booze-swillin’, blooze-rockin’ muthahs. “Chase The Dragon” is a favourite of mine by this Aussie supergroup, this particular lineup featuring Tex Perkins (The Cruel Sea), Spencer P Jones (The Johnnys), Kim Salmon (The Scientists, The Surrealists), Brian Hooper (The Surrealists), and Tony Pola (The Surrealists).

“Chase The Dragon” has a raw, gristley guitar riff that’s like chewin’ an overcooked steak at an Aussie barbecue with Tex singin’ at his meanest and dirtiest. This is tough music made by bad men, and is probably the best song about smuggling heroin from Kampuchea in a plastic bag up your ass, ever. Enjoy


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BAND NAMES VS BRAND NAMES

February 1st 2007 12:20
Chick in Motorhead T-shirt
Sex Sells. John Gill the Timber Man knew it, Motorhead know it, and now you know it.

Gather round brethren, because ol’ uncle Hellvis is gonna tell you a story


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