JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: DICK IN A BOX (VIDEO)
January 5th 2007 10:26
WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SUCH PROFANITIES AND BLIGHTS ON GOD’S PERFECT CREATION AS THE WORD 'DICK' AND THE EXISTENCE OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY OFFENDED BY THE WORD 'DICK,' EITHER DON’T WATCH THE VIDEO OR JUST PRETEND THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT SOME GUY CALLED RICHARD (I TRIED VISUALISING RICHARD WILKINS POPPING OUT OF THE BOX, BUT THAT GUY IS SUCH A PENIS THAT IT DIDN’T WORK). IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY OFFENDED BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, GIVE THE GUY A CHANCE. I AIN’T A FAN OF HIM EITHER, BUT HE’S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY IN THIS CLIP.
I know it’s been yonks since I last posted, but during this incredibly spiritual time I was summoned on a vision quest in the wilderness to better communicate with the powers that be. I have returned from my time in the woods and/or desert (I can't rightly remember)renewed and at one with the force known as rock ‘n’ roll. I've also brought back this video. It's like one of the Ten Commandments, but not quite as funny.
I know Christmas is over, but I’m such a great guy that I can’t help continuing to share Christmas cheer with you. And if I know Jesus like you know Jesus, he’d be delighted with this video. It’s a musical Saturday Night Live skit that a friend showed me on YouTube and which should be released as a single. I’m sure it’d go to number one with a bullet or perhaps a cannonball, depending on which you think is faster. It features Justin Timberlake and some guy, singing a wonderful boy band style tune about the perfect Christmas gift.
”Dick In A Box” Video from Saturday Night Live
I know it’s a bit early to be thinking about next Christmas, but if you find it as hard to buy gifts for that special someone as I do, you should probably start thinking about it now. This clip might give you an idea of what you can stuff those stockings with when the silly season comes round again.
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I know it’s been yonks since I last posted, but during this incredibly spiritual time I was summoned on a vision quest in the wilderness to better communicate with the powers that be. I have returned from my time in the woods and/or desert (I can't rightly remember)renewed and at one with the force known as rock ‘n’ roll. I've also brought back this video. It's like one of the Ten Commandments, but not quite as funny.
I know Christmas is over, but I’m such a great guy that I can’t help continuing to share Christmas cheer with you. And if I know Jesus like you know Jesus, he’d be delighted with this video. It’s a musical Saturday Night Live skit that a friend showed me on YouTube and which should be released as a single. I’m sure it’d go to number one with a bullet or perhaps a cannonball, depending on which you think is faster. It features Justin Timberlake and some guy, singing a wonderful boy band style tune about the perfect Christmas gift.
”Dick In A Box” Video from Saturday Night Live
I know it’s a bit early to be thinking about next Christmas, but if you find it as hard to buy gifts for that special someone as I do, you should probably start thinking about it now. This clip might give you an idea of what you can stuff those stockings with when the silly season comes round again.
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Comment by Adrian
Philosophy Blog
Haven't seen the video (am at work -- will get fired if I click play), but personally I'd be offended if it didn't include the word "dick".
Comment by Hellvis
Earache Hotel
The wilderness was incredibly enlightening. I saw a squirrel.
It's wise not to view videos with the word 'dick' in them at work, unless you work in some sort of dick video viewing factory like I hope to one day.
Thanks for checkin' in, man. I'm gonna cruise around Philosophyblog tomorrow. I'm so out of touch with the Orbleverse at the moment.